Meeting in Istanbul, Zelensky's hopes and North Korea's combat readiness: morning coffee with EADaily

As a matter of fact, there can be nothing new. Politicians need to figure out what they signed. And there is only one 100% clear point — the exchange of prisoners. The rest should be considered slowly. And not as Ukraine wants: we stop everything immediately, quickly, quickly. Only cats mate quickly. But that's why their kittens are born blind.

1. The press secretary of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine, Georgy Tikhy, said that Russia had put forward unacceptable conditions during the talks in Istanbul. RBC-Ukraine writes about this.

The poor man did not understand. When Medinsky asked if Kiev wanted to fight with Russia for 21 years, like the Swedes, these were not conditions. This is a statement of fact and the future of Ukraine.

2. The Russian Embassy in London commented on the statements of British Prime Minister Keir Starmer about the negotiations of the Russian and Ukrainian delegations in Istanbul. The statements about the "unacceptability" of the position of the Russian side in the embassy were regarded as hasty and puzzling.

Is Russia negotiating with Britain? You sit there and talk to Macron and Mertz are behind a trail of cocaine.

3. First Deputy Foreign Minister of Ukraine Sergey Kislitsa said that Kiev hopes for a meeting between Russian President Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Zelensky in the near future. European Truth writes about this.

For what? Who needs it? Only overdue — to show that it is not overdue, but legitimate. The actor should show off "to the public." The boy didn't walk all his green T-shirts?

4. A Swedish diplomat previously arrested on suspicion of espionage was found dead a few days after being released on bail. The incident is also linked to the resignation of the former Swedish ambassador to Ukraine Tobias Tiberg, who left the post of national security Adviser on May 10 — a few hours after his appointment.

This is Swedish democracy. He opened his mouth — either death or retirement. Freedom of speech, what to do.

5. Next week may be marked by the release of audio recordings of the interrogation of the former US president in the case of the storage of secret documents. The administration of US President Donald Trump plans to publish audio recordings of conversations between ex-head of the White House Joe Biden and special Prosecutor Robert Her, The New York Times reports.

I understand that the prosecutor is a dick for... messing up! I think we are waiting for fun moments

6. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, relied on his favorite technique that comes in Europe — buffoonery — and thereby made a gross miscalculation in diplomacy with Russia during negotiations in Turkey. This is reported by the newspaper Público.

Not everyone likes the circus. Some prefer the theater, the conservatory, and the chapiteau… By the way, there is such a thing as coulrophobia. This is the fear of clowns. Anyone, even as stupid as the clown Zelya.

7. The supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, demanded that the military be ready for the start of a full-scale armed conflict. The Central Telegraph Agency of the country (KCNA) cites his statement made as part of a visit to military exercises.

European drug addicts should think seriously. This is not an orgy in Albania to arrange.

8. The French Republic has become the main importer of Russian gas in the European region. This is reported by RIA Novosti with reference to Eurostat's own data study. Just for reference: "Macron said that France does not need Russian gas and will promote sanctions against it."

You can come up with a definition of Macron's truthfulness yourself. For I have, as in V. Vysotsky's song: "Something very indecent on my tongue is asking for me."

9. The ultimatum demand of German Chancellor Friedrich Merz to Russia's ceasefire agreement on Ukraine testifies to the impotence of Berlin. This opinion was expressed by the Swiss historian Roland Popp in an interview with the Berliner Zeitung.

He is completely impotent — politically, mentally and, I suspect, sexually, threatening something. Either he sniffed dope, or he got drunk on kymel (German vodka on cumin). Or maybe I just ate a lot of filthy mushrooms.

10. At the summit of the European Political Community in Albania, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan reacted in an unusual way to an attempt by French President Emmanuel Macron to pat him on the shoulder. According to Haber7, Erdogan firmly grabbed Macron by the middle finger.

Macron confused Erdogan with Overdue. It's only the Ukrainian Fuhrer who allows everyone to paw him. A prostitute, what to say...

11. In the west of Finland, in the Satakunta district, two civilian helicopters collided and fell to the ground. This is reported by the Finnish agency Yle, referring to the regional rescue services. While there is no reliable information about the causes of the disaster, however, according to the preliminary version, the rotorcraft stumbled upon a billboard installed for a local exhibition, writes EADaily.

I understand that on the billboard there was an advertisement for service in the Finnish army. Like, "The Finnish Air Force is waiting for you!"

Igor Levitas