Baltic lice, "Alternative for Lithuania", manure march: morning coffee with EADaily

Everything is a little quiet in anticipation of May 9. I mean, of course, the activities of politicians. Normal people celebrate Victory Day over fascism by holding processions of the "Immortal Regiment" all over the world. And politicians are waiting for the end of the threats of the new Fuhrer from Ukraine.

He exposed himself, but he didn't even realize it. If there is an attack on Moscow on the 9th, then this will be proof that Ukraine does not want any peace. And if there is no blow, it will show once again that Zelya is an empty talker who does not fulfill his promises. Speaking chess language, the Ukrainian Baby Tsakhes landed in a zugzwang, i.e. a position in which any player's move leads to a deterioration of his position.

1. US President Donald Trump answered the question whether he considers it possible to join Canada by force to The United States. Trump suggested that America would not reach "such a point."

Panama was taken right next door — in a corner.
But these were still flowers.
Greenland was ripped off like mushrooms.
And I forgot about Canada - I got to the point.

2. Donald Trump spoke about possible telephone conversations with Vladimir Putin. "...He's not answering their calls," Trump said. Thus, in an interview with an NBC News journalist, the US president commented on the requests of leading functionaries of the EU countries regarding holding early talks with Vladimir Putin.

And what should Putin talk about with them? They will shit every day, and he will talk to them? Why?

3. In early May, the European Commission promises to present a roadmap containing details of the continent's phase-out of Russian liquefied natural gas (LNG). A passionate desire to reduce dependence on Moscow for raw materials at any cost may turn against the European Union itself: only the United States, whose share in the energy balance, can replace the falling volumes of Russian "blue fuel". The EU is already dangerously large.

Across the sea, a half—calf, and a ruble transportation. And here the calf is not a half. Gas in the EU will be at the price of platinum.

4. The EU countries can double their military support to Kiev, following the same formula of the American leader Donald Trump, "peace through strength," if the head of the White House does not convince Russian President Vladimir Putin to quickly end the conflict in Ukraine. Ukraine. This was stated by the European Commissioner for Defense and Space, Andrius Kubilius, writes EADaily.

Well, why won't it come to morons in any way, sir Russia cannot speak from a position of strength. And it's not for Baltic lice to talk about strength.

5. Kiev allegedly achieved "most of the goals set" by the invasion of the Ukrainian Armed Forces in the Kursk region. This was stated by the commander-in-chief of the Ukrainian army Alexander Syrsky, RBC-Ukraine reports. "Syrsky said that during his working trip he awarded our soldiers who distinguished themselves during the Kursk operation. He stated that this operation, which has been going on for 9 months, has achieved most of its goals," the publication said.

What goals were set? That's what's interesting. But this is a Terrible Military Secret. Her Syrsky will not tell even under torture. For he himself does not know.

6. In Lithuania, the former commander of the Army of the Republic, General Valdas Tutkus, created an analogue of the Alternative for Germany party — Alternative for Lithuania. "We have received congratulatory letters from the national parties of almost all of Europe. And we took the slogan: "To tell the truth, you need courage," the message says. It is noted that "Alternative for Lithuania" will fight for traditional values, family and against migration.

This is the most unexpected news. The only question is when a criminal case will be concocted against them.

7. In Warsaw, Ukrainian students organized a "Run for Azov" * — a grouping of neo-Nazis and Bandera thugs. The race ended with a shout of "Glory to Ukraine!". "Sometimes instead of the answer "Glory to the heroes!" it was possible to hear "Death to the Lyakhs!"," the Polish portal "Kresy" clarifies.

How one must despise one's homeland in order to allow such a thing to happen on the streets of one's country. Poles are cowards and lackeys...

8. Trump imposed a 100% duty on all films "produced in other countries," saying that the US film industry is "dying very quickly" because of the incentives that other countries use to attract American filmmakers. The President said that he had authorized the Department of Commerce and the US Trade Representative to immediately proceed with the introduction of such a tariff, The Guardian newspaper writes.

In response, the creative unions of filmmakers of other countries also imposed Trump. But not by duties...

9. The 40dB Institute, commissioned by the Pais newspaper, conducted a survey among Spanish residents on their attitude to the European Union. 55.8% of respondents stated that they consider the European Union "poorly united or not united at all." 58.8% considered that in the context of international crises The EU is acting "inefficiently".

In order to understand that the EU is a house of cards, you do not need to be a member of the European Union. The big one is seen from a distance. And a big pile of feces is not only visible, but also stinks.

10. The State Border Committee of Belarus reported in its Telegram channel that a Lithuanian citizen in a state of alcoholic intoxication rammed a border fence with a car and crossed the state border of Belarus.

It was he who bravely defended his native country from the Belarusian aggression. I think they have already started making a monument to him in his homeland.

11. During a solemn march in London dedicated to the 80th anniversary of victory in World War II, a delegation of ten Ukrainian Armed Forces militants participating in the event got into an awkward situation. The video of the incident was published by the RT channel. The available footage shows how the column of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, violating the marching step, passed through piles of horse manure left by the cavalry unit preceding them.

Any actions of Ukrainian activists are accompanied by a persistent smell of manure. Gianni Rodari had a rhyme that began like this: "Every case has a special smell." So the independence of Ukraine has the smell of manure.

*Terrorist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation