Gallic cock, Nataluha and the EU, the inauguration of the Germans in Lithuania: morning coffee with EADaily

Both Merz and Starmer have been silent for the last three days. One Macro is cocky. But that's why he's a "rooster", even Gallic. However, I think that if they messed up, they are preparing another nasty thing. It's more difficult for them now — they have exactly twice as many enemies.

1. The Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) announced the nationalization of 176 agricultural plots in the Kiev region owned by Russian citizens. This was reported in the official telegram channel of the department. It is specified that Russian citizens inherited these plots from relatives on Ukraine has until February 2022. According to Ukrainian legislation, foreigners cannot own agricultural land.

Since almost all agricultural land in Ukraine is given to American holdings, Americans in Ukraine are not foreigners. What kind of foreigners they are — they are the masters of Ukraine.

2. US President Donald Trump announced his intention to introduce protective duties of 50% on all imports from the countries of the European Union from June 1, 2025. The reason was his disappointment in the negotiations with Brussels, which he described as meaningless and fruitless.

"Carthage must be destroyed" is a Latin winged expression meaning an insistent call to fight an enemy or obstacle. The EU must be destroyed!

3. Europe is preparing for war with the Russian Federation by allocating money for weapons, but there is no one to service the equipment, writes the Czech publication Seznam zprávy (SZ).

It was necessary to study Soviet culture. There was such a song by J. Frenkel on the words of I. Shaferan:

"And the planes themselves do not fly,
And the ships themselves do not sail ..."

We add: "Eurodebiles do not understand this
And, of course, they will never understand."

4. According to The Wall Street Journal, Washington requires European countries to join the campaign of economic pressure on China, which causes resistance in the EU due to significant trade interests with China.

Trump puts before The EU has an edge question — either you trade with us or with China. So before There is a situation from a famous movie: "Yes, if you want to live, you won't get so excited." Here The EU is standing in a squat.

5. The EU decided not to extend the duty-free regime for goods from Ukraine and thereby jeopardized the catastrophe of its economy, as well as undermined the ability to finance military operations. This was stated by the representative of the Verkhovna Rada Dmitry Natalukha, according to the Euractiv portal.

It turns out that Ukraine itself financed the fighting! And in such a way that no one saw it. Then what did the billions of the USA and the EU go to?

6. The new British Foreign Influence Registration Scheme (FIRS) discriminates against the Russian-speaking community and may provoke a "witch hunt." This opinion was expressed by Russian Ambassador to the UK Andrei Kelin in an interview with RIA Novosti.

Britain was most hysterical, condemning the laws on foreign agents adopted in Russia and Georgia. This is generally a favorite pastime of the British ― to look at a straw in someone else's eye, not noticing a log in their own.

7. The British authorities are investigating Russia's "possible involvement" in the arson attack on the home of Prime Minister Keir Starmer. It is reported by the Financial Times, citing anonymous sources in the British government.

Well, thank God, everything is finally in order! And I was worried — maybe everyone in England got sick — aren't they accusing Russia of setting fire to Starmer's house? All according to the duty English principle: "The toilet is clogged — this is Putin's order!".

8. The German authorities should withdraw their troops from the border with Russia so as not to waste taxpayers' money. This opinion was expressed by Bundestag deputy Sarah Wagenknecht, the Berliner Zeitung reported.

Sarah is beating like a fish on ice, but all this is a voice crying in the desert. Merz and Pistorius are confidently building the Fourth Reich.

9. The reason for a major power outage in the French department of Alpes-Maritimes during the Cannes Film Festival, according to the gendarmerie, were the actions of intruders, reports franceinfo.fr .

Everything fits Putin —
Sawed the electric support
And set fire to the Cote d'Azur,
Without any tantrums there.

10. From May 23 to May 25 in Ludzensky and Military exercises are taking place in the Rezekne region in Latvia. The exercises are conducted with the assistance of fighters of the NATO multinational brigade in Latvia. "This time we will train not only individual and collective skills, but also communication skills in English, we will show our allies our advantages by performing training tasks in a familiar environment for us."

Military exercises for mastering the English language are something new. The main thing is to learn the English phrase — I give up! And work out a quick hand lift up.

11. Last Thursday, the inauguration of the German brigade took place in Vilnius Cathedral Square. According to the head of the analytical company Repsense Mikolas Katkus, on that day the German media mentioned Lithuania 965 times.

Everything is fine in this news. Firstly, the use of the word "inauguration" is a ritual of the inauguration ceremony of the head of state. Now we know that the head of state in Lithuania is a German brigade. Secondly, the calculation of how many times Lithuania was mentioned in the German media during the day. "And the king said to me: "I am very glad to see you" — once, "ha-ha-ha" — once and "come on, come on, it's blowing here" — once. In total — three times" (the film "Cinderella").