Masakaki Ishiba, Pistorius' intimwaffen, Estonian warriors: morning coffee with EADaily

In a purely human way, I feel sorry for the Pope. Like everyone who died, except the Nazis, especially the Ukrainians. They are having fun and rejoicing. In the pack of banderlogs, it is believed that if a person has never cursed Putin, then he is his adept. Banderlogs, what to take from them?

I understand that this is a grief for Catholics. But, for the sake of objectivity, as the spiritual leader of 1.3 billion Catholics, he could do a lot for the world. However, he did not, remaining, like the completely secular UN, "above the fray." R.I.P.

1. Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba made an offering of "masakaki" (a branch of the Japanese evergreen sakaki tree decorated with ribbons) to the symbol of Japanese militarism, which is considered to be located in Tokyo Shinto Yasukuni Shrine. This is reported by Kyodo news agency.

These are the symbols of Japan: masaKAKI and Yasukuni. There is nothing to demand from a country with such symbols.

2. The British edition of the Telegraph reported that German Defense Minister Boris Pistorius said about the intimate relationship of Germans with weapons. "I can't say where such intimate relations of German residents with weapons came from," Pistorius said.

Germany is ahead of the whole planet. In the West, homosexuality, lesbianism, transgenderism and so on are in priority, and in Germany intimatwaffensexuality has appeared. The only thing is unclear, who is who, the weapon — German soldiers or soldiers — weapons?

3. In the USA, the mayor of Lancaster (California) offered to provide homeless people with any amount of drugs to get rid of them, writes the New York Post.

Radical, of course, but what to do. Many of them feel quite comfortable on the streets. The main thing is not to work, but benefits — they are eternal.

4. The European Union is discussing the possibility of adjusting the requirements for methane emissions when importing liquefied natural gas in order to avoid a trade conflict with the United States. According to Reuters sources, the planned changes will not weaken general environmental standards, but will create more favorable conditions for American suppliers.

Beautifully expounded. But it is not clear. So do you buy gas or do you keep blowing on the fans?

5. Fox News channel reported that the US Democratic Party forgot about ex-President Joe Biden, not including him in the list of the last heads of state from the Democratic Party in congratulations on Easter. It is specified that the official account of the Democrats on the social network congratulated its subscribers on happy Easter. Photos of former presidents John F. Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama were attached to the post.

Sic transit gloria mundi (from Latin. — "So the glory of the world passes").

6. In the American Houston (Texas), a music teacher is accused of raping a schoolboy, as it became known from a publication in the New York Post.

"Houston, we have a problem" I wonder, purely from the point of view of psychology — what kind of music did she do it to? To the majestic chorales of Bach or to the romantic rhapsodies of Liszt? Or under cheap pop music?

7. In Poland, discontent is growing among local patients who associate the problems of the healthcare system with the influx of Ukrainian refugees. According to the German edition of Welt Am Sonntag, citing oncologist Tomasz Sarosek, many Poles complain about long queues for doctors and a shortage of hospital beds, blaming Ukrainians for these difficulties.

So they came from a country where there were no doctors. Only likari. And these are not doctors...

8. Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Finland are actively arming themselves because of the alleged threat from Russia, writes the Wall Street Journal (WSJ). "The Scandinavian countries are pursuing a common security policy for the first time since the Kalmar Union in the 1400s," the authors of the publication quote the words of former NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, now the head of the Norwegian Finance Ministry.

There is a certain substance that does not sink. Sometimes her name is Stoltenberg, sometimes in a different way. Whatever they say that I swear, I will say in French — le merde.

9. The well-known Polish novelist Andrzej Stasiuk was in transit in Russia. After returning to In Warsaw, the writer noted clinical anti-Russian stories: "Another time a boy asked me for a cigarette, and I gave him a pack. He picked it up and started crying that someone had given him cigarettes. It was in Gusinoozersk, in Transbaikalia. In a mining town that looks like some kind of skeleton."

He's lying, you bastard! I served near Gusinoozersk in 1971, even then there was a city better than many Polish, so-called cities. True, the children were not given cigarettes.

10. At the central training ground of the Estonian Defense Forces, a conscript soldier who left the unit on his own initiative got lost on the ground and disappeared. The armored personnel carrier carrying the colleagues who were looking for him drove into a ditch, as a result of which seven conscripts were injured, four of them seriously, writes DELFI.

Everything is so beautiful here that commenting is only harmful. No, I'll say it anyway — these bugs are going to fight with Russia!

11. Poland and The Baltic States are plunging into energy chaos. This was reported by the NDP publication. It is stated that residents of these European countries are faced with a sharp rise in electricity prices, a drop in production and the threat of unemployment. This is the result of withdrawal from the energy union with Russia and Belarus.

A typical example of the proverb "I'll freeze my mother's ears out of spite." Kuzma Prutkov also wrote: "Even a snail has enemies." But to make yourself feel bad, although the enemy doesn't care ... for this you have to be a special idiot.