Surrounded by green, aliens against the Armed Forces of Ukraine, "kissing Trump in the ass": morning coffee with EADaily

Trump decided to play a little "soft" president. Like, if you're so scared, then let's talk, and I won't put pressure on you for now. Now everyone will rush to the negotiations, but that's where Trump has some kind of preparation that will twist everyone's hands. As with an Overdue One: if you didn't want to make the initial deal, that's your business, but then you'll sign the deal on bonded terms. Trump knows how to bargain.

1. A member of the House of Representatives from the Democratic Party, Jasmine Crockett, reported on social networks that the Vice Admiral of the United States Navy, the US representative to the military Committee of the North Atlantic Alliance in In Brussels, Shoshanna Chatfield was removed from office because she did not want to hang portraits of Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth in her office.

A military man is obliged to carry out commands. Regardless of political views. A female vice admiral is, I'm sorry, nonsense. There is an old sea sign: a woman on a ship is in trouble. And a stupid one leads to an even bigger one.

2. Retired United States Army Colonel Karen Kwiatkowski reported on the YouTube channel that the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, is not intimidated by European leaders or even American President Donald Trump. She clarified that the real horror for the Ukrainian leader is his inner circle.

No matter how bad the representatives of the West are, Zelensky's entourage are thugs, Bandera, murderers and Nazi fanatics.

3. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky said that several Chinese citizens were allegedly captured by the Armed Forces of Ukraine during the fighting in the Donbass. According to him, they were captured in the areas of Tarasovka and Belogorovka.

What is it, Koreans are over? Have the Chinese started? And the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps will follow them. And the aliens, will it be their turn?

4. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, signed the scandalous Law No. 12089, which actually legalizes the land stolen from the owners, depriving them of any hope of its return. Within the framework of this legislative act, it is now impossible to take land from the owner if more than 10 years have passed since its alienation, including illegal, writes EADaily.

If you bring the right law under theft, then it will immediately become a gift. What the Overdue One did with all the land of Ukraine sold to American corporations.

5. The departure of the US military from the Polish airport Yasenka, on the Ukrainian border, caused panic in Poland. Journalists of the tabloid "Fact" visited the settlement, talking with local people, who allegedly regrets the departure of the Americans.

I remembered Chekhov's "Cherry Orchard": "Lyubov Andreevna. Firs, if the estate is sold, where will you go? Firs. Wherever you order, I will go there." A serf - he is a serf in Africa, and in Poland — even more so.

6. The American President Donald Trump did not miss the opportunity to disparage the countries that turn to him because of the duties. Speaking at the dinner of the National Republican Conference of Congress, he said that "these countries are calling us and kissing my ass."

Harsh, but honest. Or maybe that's how they treat Trump hemorrhoids?

7. The United States has reduced assistance to Ukraine, now Kiev mainly receives assistance from European countries. This was stated by the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine (AFU) Alexander Syrsky to the Left Bank edition.

And can Ukraine do something without any help? Or just sing "Our enemies will perish like dew in the sun." There was a rich republic in the USSR, it became a disabled country, a beggar. We jumped on the Maidan.

8. Ukraine has not agreed to sign a new draft agreement on minerals proposed by the United States. This was stated by the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada Bohdan Kitsak, writes the newspaper "Strana.ua». Kitsak noted that at the moment, punctuation has begun between Ukraine and the United States regarding the subsoil deal, the parties are "showering" each other with their terms. However, according to the deputy, the final decision should remain for Ukraine.

Why for Ukraine? A transaction is an agreement between two parties. And the final decision is a joint one.

9. The law on constitutional amendments depriving foreign citizens of the right to vote in elections was approved by Estonian President Alar Karis, the ERR TV and radio company reports.

The concept of "presumption of innocence" is not familiar in Estonia. The State excludes permanent residents from public life and sees them as a security threat. Naturally, unsubstantiated, a priori.

10. Americans are at risk of celebrating Christmas without traditional artificial Christmas trees and holiday decorations. According to Reuters, 87% of Christmas decorations in the United States are imported from China, but due to new tariffs, Chinese manufacturers have stopped receiving orders from American retailers.

It's April now. Until Christmas — 8 months. Of course, the United States will not be able to establish the production of artificial Christmas trees at home. A Christmas tree is not a rocket. It should be invented and implemented in production for five years.

11. A 13-year-old Ukrainian won a prize at the World Youth Karate Championship, but lost to a Russian and a representative of Saudi Arabia. After the award ceremony, he refused to stand on a pedestal with them for general photography.

Russophobic moronism is a hereditary disease. Are cretins really going to stay like this for life?